Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.
by Welsk March 15, 2016
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by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009
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A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.
*Drinks a gargleblaster*
UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
by Kerik July 12, 2006
Get the gargleblaster mug.I've heard rumor's that she's a real goo gargler!
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.
by L Rocker June 11, 2006
Get the goo gargler mug.Commonly used phrase at WPI in Worcester, MA that has evolved from the NH definition into a word that can be used in any and all situations.
Guy 1: You suck at this game.
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Guy 1: Hey what's happening?
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Girl 1: WOW! You are really smart!
Guy 1: Thanks! Gargle It.
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Guy 1: Hey what's happening?
Guy 2: Gargle It.
Girl 1: WOW! You are really smart!
Guy 1: Thanks! Gargle It.
by Gargle It (WPI) January 7, 2011
Get the Gargle It mug.When you're in the shower, and there is soapy water running down betwixt your butt cheeks and you let out a burbling, bubbling foamy fart wind, you have experienced a Fart Gargle. The fart gargle is best experienced in close quarters, specifically in older, smaller shower surrounds. Ceramic tiles and stone are an ideal acoustical surface to properly reverberate the fart gargle.
My girlfriend walked in on me in the shower right when I was in the middle of some serious fart gargling. She immediately turned around and left, as I was left alone to bathe in the stench and echo of a truly magnificent fart gargle.
by thefartwhisperer March 19, 2010
Get the fart gargle mug.A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.
The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:
1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.
The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:
1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
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