gargle his marbles

A slang phrase, used by a woman (or a homosexual man ...) to destcribe sucking a person's testicles - gargling is the action and marbles are testicles. Also known as a blowjob, oral sex, and the list goes on.

Woman: I'd like to gargle his marbles!

by Marblegargler October 30, 2007

Garhee

Privileged white girls more commonly known as JETS use this word when they think they are funny.

Gaby is in the hallway and calls Esther and says Garhee

by Solfranco February 19, 2017

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

gargle my hog

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.

Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.

by Welsk March 15, 2016

Lard gargler

An overweight person whose voice is low (due to being overweight) and makes a gargling noise when they speak.

"did you hear her talking? She's so fat she sounds like a lard gargler!"

by AllyLeAnne October 21, 2009

gargleblaster

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.

*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!

by Kerik July 12, 2006

gurgee

A fucking idiot that talks like a child despite being over 15. Usually tries to deliberately duck in every sentence they string, because they think it's funny censoring.

Gurgee: ducking hecc I wanna make ROM hack
Human: You're gurgee. You couldn't even figure how to open the fucking editor

by electrocirno May 9, 2019