Garfunkle 

To juke or confuse an opposition in such a wat that they cannot comprehend what they have witnessed

"That guy just got absolutely Garfunkelled!" or "Im going to garfunkle these guys"

Garfunkle by John Words November 22, 2024

Garfunkle Pub's 

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

Garfunkle Pub's by Pamela N January 16, 2008

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

Uncle Garfunkle by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Let's Garfunkle 

To Leave

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8

Let's Garfunkle by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014

grunkle stan 

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

grunkle stan by soppu chan June 18, 2017

Garfunk 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.

You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.

Garfunk by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005