garfunkle

a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around

"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children

by ihateyougetoverit November 29, 2019

Garfunkle

(verb) To trick, mislead, conceive, fool, or confuse an individual

“I just garfunkled the shit out of meatball!”

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkle

To juke or confuse an opposition in such a wat that they cannot comprehend what they have witnessed

"That guy just got absolutely Garfunkelled!" or "Im going to garfunkle these guys"

by John Words November 22, 2024

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017

Garfunkle

Something that is confusing

This quiz is getting me garfunkled

by bigball420 November 29, 2021

Garfunkler

A complete idiot, but a fun one to be around. A Garfunkler often makes a fool out of him/her self without knowing.

Yo dude, check out that guy running around without pants! What a Garfunkler!

by The_837 March 26, 2018

Garfunkle

Means pretty much anything and everything.

Person 1: "GET GARFUNKLED IDIOT!"
Person 2: "Go Garfunkel Yourself!"
Person 1: "Garfunkle you!"

by A dude who eats Mac and cheese January 23, 2024