grongle

A person that is the mix between a gronk and the website www.google.com. This person is full of useless information and doesnt know anything about relevent events.

Sam: "How do you make cheese?"
Grongle: "Swiss cheese has holes in it"

Bob: "... and then i went to sleep."
Grongle: "The Diameter of jupiter is 1.3 times ten to the power of six."

by Potato Chip February 10, 2004

Garbonzulent

The illicit and dubious prolification of garbanzo beans (colloquially known as Chick Peas) and their derivative products such as hummus.

This hummus addiction recovery group is a mere guise for garbonzulent activity.

by NeonSpatula June 6, 2018

Garbonga

calling someone garbonga is the biggest badddest insult

Your garbongas bro

by yeeter mageeter November 3, 2020

Garbonze

To eat with reckless abandon.

We wildly garbonzed on all the pizza at the salad buffet.

by D e e z January 15, 2021

grongleferb

Being beaten to the point of severe brain damage

Holy shit mr Johnson just grongleferbed James!

by Grongleferb May 24, 2021

gaboogled

Severely disoriented or confused

The man had too much to drink and was absolutely gaboogled.

by ExtraLongShorts April 19, 2022

garbongulus

A word used to describe anything crazy or vastly out of the ordinary; really weird

“My friends has a garbongulus amount of trash in his room.”
“That video about cats peeing was garbongulus”

by Himhan💪🏿 October 16, 2023