Ganker of the Guitar

That douche bag at the party who picks up a guitar and annoys people by play stupid douche bag shit.

"Is that Mike playing the guitar"
"Yah he's a Ganker of the Guitar......lets get out of here"

by Love my guitar February 7, 2010

glizzy ganker

The occurence of which a blade is inserted to penetrate skin, which then the wound is fucked by inserting the glizzy (nickname for hot dog, glock, or in this case, the dick/penis) into said wound.

I gave Susie the good ol' glizzy ganker a few days ago.

by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022

pod ganker

Someone who steals your I-pod/pad

That pod ganker stole my I-pod/pad.

by Joe Hanky March 17, 2018

Ganker

Person who upon friending you on a social website then goes through your entire list of friend's to add as many of them as possible.

I added Lori Paul on Facebook and she immediately added every single person my list she could, she's quite the ganker.

by Rancor January 28, 2015

Ganker

Someone who is constantly ganks/peeing on someone

"You know Johnathan? He's a real ganker ;)"

by Gank master January 5, 2022

Ganker

Someone who blows up starter ships in Elite Dangerous

"Interdiction Detected"
Ah shit, a ganker.

by jkdrako June 8, 2022