gander

white trash, eats roadkill,

that gander over there just knocked out a tooth chomping down on that raccoon bone

by vimal October 27, 2005

gander

silly person; one who acts goofy

you gander

by christopher October 5, 2003

Gander

admin of rune-server also a pain in the ars also known as a mudkip

zomg gander is back
gander make me admin

by rune-server January 11, 2009

gander

the part of you that gets annoyed

that guy really gets my gander up

by Jules Verwey June 11, 2006

gander

1. A term known to many hard alcohol drinkers, which means a "taste" or a "small amount" of a drink.

2. (Gandered) Description of someone who has had too much to drink

1. He just took a gander straight out of that bottle of Jack Daniels

2. After drinking the whole 18 pack of beer, Paul was gandered out

by Franuel Adams July 18, 2006

gander of the goose

Another way of saying the way she goes

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

by Insert name herel October 15, 2019

Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010