fapplesauce

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

fapplause

(n) the clap-like sound one makes while masturbating to good porn.

the slapping, near-clap sound that is made by the hand slapping one's inner thigh while masturbating.

Fapplaud (v),

Pee-wee Herman's public fapplause was seen as innapropriate to most people.

by Martin Fitzgerald Finkle May 6, 2011

The Fappening

The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.

8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.

Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?

Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.

by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014

Fappcident

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016

fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

The Fappening

August 31st 2014, a day that shall go down in history. On the day of The Fappening ,high amounts of explicit photos of various female celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Ariana Grande were leaked. The internet rejoiced.

P1: Dude did you see those leaked nudes of Jennifer Lawrence?
P2: Of course! Who didn't take part in the fappening?

by UntamedMustache September 1, 2014

Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

by 011000110 April 13, 2015