futzen'

A substitute for the word fucking used to accentuate a point, either positively or negatively, or as an exclamation of frustration or annoyance. When used as an exclamation it can be shortened to "futz"

"I futzen' love grilled cheese with tomato soup"

"Futz! I failed my biology test"

by EM_22 May 3, 2018

Fetzelstick

Fetzelstick , someone who is completely useless to where words cannot describe them, dumber than a fat pretzel stick.

Mary: "Whats Obama's last name?"
John: "You're such a god damn fetzelstick"

by Miyamou September 26, 2018

fitzelmann

A man with a big penis

You firned is a Fitzelmann

by Hermandoko March 21, 2019

fetzel

A female-aligned pretzel with a fish-like personality.

person 1: you are a fetzel
person 2: wdym
person 1: You act like a fish
person 2: No

by secondgenesis April 26, 2021