Furlough-fing

What Congress believes large numbers of federal employees are doing while Congress has the government shut down.

Bruce: What's on your calendar for today?
Bill: Not much, just furlough-fing around.

by Unemployed_Fed October 7, 2013

Furlough Canary

Anyone on a seniority roster underneath you. When the "canary" (the employee) "drops" (gets laid off) you know it's time to make alternative arrangements.

My last furlough canary was just cut, time to update my resume.

by SoManyKidsUffDa November 1, 2017

furlough friday

Unpaid Friday off for state employees in an attempt to balance budgets.

John got all crunk on Thursday night because he was having a furlough Friday weekend.

by jubjub911 April 26, 2011

girl on furlough

Refers to a chick's boob that you're temporarily "liberated" from her upper-body garment (i.e., you reached into the lady's collar-opening and hauled out one of her "girls") so that you could play with it bare and suck on her nipple for a moment before "putting it back into its jail cell".

Lots of buxom gals are more than willing to let you perform a "girl on furlough" maneuver; out of consideration and respect for said "willing" damsel, though, be sure to (1) be very careful and gentle with her chest-pillows, and (2) always take the time and effort to properly "tuck The Girls back inside" --- i.e., neatly re-arrange the girl's blouse, tank top, bra, etc. to return everything to how it had been before you started playing around with her chest, so that the boobs-sharing chick will feel secured and comfy again after you've had your fun.

by QuacksO September 13, 2020

Furlough

A racial remark used towards the black people who are not certified of gathering money that they own.

See him there, he’s not paying us the stupid furlough

by Warry W Wenson April 15, 2020

Furlough

A term used for a certified black person who refuses to pay his staff

Look at him the stupid furlough

by Warry W Wenson April 15, 2020

Furloughitis

A condition, mainly affecting people placed upon furlough; the primary symptom of which (induced by the Return To Work phase) is an incredibly tiresome zeal and lack of cynicism. Also can induce extreme cases of Cover My Arseosis.

“Alan’s been running round the office shouting that if we don’t keep our supply of paperclips topped up, the whole fucking world’s gonna end, and he’ll be liable”
“Eugh, Furloughitis muthafuckaaaaaa”

by GeoffreyGoynes May 26, 2021