Funcomfortable

(adj.) A word describing your fun activities, such as sex. You're somewhere in the middle of mildly and incredibly uncomfortable.

"Dear god, Mikey. Danielle was so fucking amazing in bed last night, but I was so funcomfortable that my left leg fell asleep."

by ThethetheNicky March 8, 2009

Funloader

A cynical person who works in the back room of Wal-Mart, wasting his/her life away unloading trucks and trying to find a reason to be motivated. Usually very sarcastic and spiteful.

Funloader 1: "i'm having so much fun at this job that I'm going to start telling people that I'm a Funloader instead of an unloader"

Funloader 2: "that will never catch on man"

Funloader 1: "just shut up and keep funloading the truck"

by JurassicJake August 10, 2010

funhole

A woman's cooter, punani, or twat.

"I poked her funhole until she came so hard she crapped herself."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

Fungover

The feeling of gloom and depression following a particularly enjoyable day.

"I'm really fungover at work today after we built snowmen yesterday"

by euzie February 9, 2009

Fungo Fish

FUNGO FISH

P1: Fungo Fish
P2: Fungo Fish
P3: What
P1 and P2: Fungo Fish

by Fungo Fish April 17, 2022

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.

by Pissmarck October 6, 2023

finnochio

Literally, the Italian word for fennel. Colloquially, it means a gay person in the same pejorative sense as fag or faggot. As a literary sidelight, when Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to man, he hid it in a fennel stalk.

"You think he's straight?"

"Nah. A guy that cute is always finnochio."

by fugitive October 1, 2004