Fummed

When you fart and cum at the same time making the experience even nastier.

Bro! I totally Fummed her last night. She puked.

by ISUNick April 15, 2011

fummy

When you’re fummy you’re feeling down, but also fine. When you’re fummy you just wanna be left alone, but you’re not sad. Almost though.

“Wanna hang?”
“Sure man, but just to let you know I’m feeling a lil fummy.”

“What’s wrong?”
“Nah, nun. Just fummy.”

by kxyiee August 25, 2018

Fumming

An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure

Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still

I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car

by Fish chow mein February 26, 2019

fummer

Fun Summer

mannn.....that was such a fummer.....we had a blast!! WOO HOO

by lalafun June 16, 2010

fummunda cheese

The cheese fummunda my nuts.
The smelly gooy substance fummunda ones balls

Would you like a fummunda cheese burger?

by cheesedick August 16, 2006

fummel

when you're too lazy to say FML out loud.

Dude, my parents grounded me for a whole week so I cant go to the OneRepublic concert. Fummel.

by teehee<3&hearts June 21, 2011

fumming

The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.

Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.

The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."

by The Letter M July 28, 2008