Futz

Jacking around, activity without any particular goal in mind, performing an activity without any time-frame or specific goal.

I'm going to take a break and futz around in the pool. He is outside futzing around with the dog.

by UC. 2nd Row June 8, 2017

FUKT

Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.

This Dambusters clock plate's came from the main sorting office and it looks like it's FUKT.

by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007

futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.

1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.

by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012

Futzie

Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.

“oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”

by Futzie hater October 20, 2021

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003

fukt

To be completely ruined; to have reached an items scrap value; no longer of any use.

Man, my shoulder is completely fukt, i gotta be careful who i shoot in future.

by Darky October 30, 2004

furtz

its a word you say when you drop a very smelling fart

-hey justin i just dropped a furtz

- damnit again! you fucker

by *dogstar* August 28, 2007