Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018

fucknagle

noun; a clumsy, oafish asshole; originated in Philly, deriving from Mr. Nagle, high school gym teacher.

Hey fucknagle, you put the pepper in the salt shaker!

by swphilly December 18, 2015

Fuckjungle

A place that is chaotic, sketchy, or is known to produce undesirable people.

"So did you end up getting into Compton University?"
"Nah, that place was a total fuckjungle."

by Chad smith has a brother Brad June 27, 2016

Fuckangel

Somebody who is a sweet angel and a innocent child with a clean mind until you get too comfortable with them.

"I like geometry. My favorite line: F-U. My favorite angle: ∠GFY."
"What a Fuckangel."

by UnicornMe December 2, 2016

Fuckwanked

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

by Tom April 26, 2004

fuckwaffles

1. Singular noun. A person who makes unreasonable demands without warning or any semblance of forward planning. Usually endowed with an annoying voice which generates sensations similar to those caused by a steel brush applied to the inner ear.

2. Plural noun. The occasional batch of waffles that arrives deformed, shrunken, shriveled, or otherwise generally fucked. These ruin one's breakfast, and occasionally, one's entire marriage. Known to taste disconcertingly of intercourse.

1. (person a): Woohoo! Five minutes to closing time! Guess I can gather my murse together. I'm going to go home and bone my beard.

(person b, aka fuckwaffles): I need five hundred copies of this picture of my pet armadillo, Mr. Snuzzles. Now! Make them double-sided, laminated, and print every other copy on puce paper.

(person a): fuckwaffles.

2. (Steve): Gee, Bob, you look pretty worn down today. Did you eat a balanced breakfast like I told you to?

(Bob): Well I tried, Steve, but my wife made me the fuckwaffles again, and it made me feel a little gay today.

(Steve): Ooh, burn, dude. Didn't you warn her about those?

(Bob): Twice. Once with my words. This time with my fist.

by zapfdingus February 25, 2010

Fuckmangle

Fuckmangle: where something has been destroyed to the point of no return!

aka: "dude u seriously fuckmangled ur car"

(person 2) "stupid fucking tree"

by A--Hofasho--biatch! July 3, 2009