Fucktumonious

Where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from "Terminal fuckedness" in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.

A: "Did you ask that girl out in the end?"

B: "Yeeeeeeeah. She threw up."

A: "Really? Again?"

B: "I know. -sigh- kinda a fucktumonious moment for me."

A: "Aw, well, yeah, but there's so many other people you could... Actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn't it?"

B: "..."

A: "Still, I'm sure thing'll turn around for you someda-"

B stabs himself with a ladle.

by The_Truths_Owl February 22, 2011

Fuckjump

The mental gymnastics required to bridge the reality between what she looks like in your head vs actual appearance in order to reach orgasm when fucking.

Dude, that chick last night was so ugly I had to make 5 fuckjumps to nut!!

by Whitetriton January 22, 2022

fuckumongous

The combination of fucking and humongous. Something that is bigger than ginormous.

Did you see the size of that house? It's FUCKUMONGOUS!!

by Garrett H September 8, 2005

fuckpump

noun: a husband, someone who shoves his penis in a vagina

I gotta go home and make dinner for the fuckpump.

by Climax Queen March 30, 2004

fuckump

When Donald Trump fucks up at life, it is referred to as a fuckump.

Example 1:
Person one: How many fuckumps have we had this week?
Person two: Too many fuckumps to count.

by Mischievousmonkey July 17, 2017

Fuckpump

1. An insult usually made quickly in a fit of rage at someone who has seriously angered you.

2. Another name for a penis pump

1. You cunting fuckpump!!!
2. Honey why don't you get the fuckpump and we can have some fun?

by "Cunting Fuckpump" March 30, 2017

fuckcumallski

man whom you hire to fuck your girlfriend so you can catch her "cheating.

Get Fuckcumallski over here tonight at the 'Red Barn' pickup Jan,get her drunk. then take her my house put the screws to her I'll walk in catch them, do drama and heres a hundo to do it right with 'Homes'.

by 911ramone July 26, 2019