Fuckrudders

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.

Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::

by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011

fuckbuddy

Sexual partner (male or female) with whom there is no danger of attachment, commitment or other complications. See also fuck buddy, fornifriend, friendship, slamp, slampiece.

What's she doing all holding your hand in public, I thought she was your fuckbuddy?

by eslampiece October 2, 2005

fuckbuddylicious

An adjective derived from the word fuckbuddy meaning awesome in a sexually stimulating sense. In other words, orgasmic.

That movie was so sexual...it was fuckbuddylicious!

by Zane/Valeria January 16, 2011

Fuckmuffins

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck

AH! FUCKMUFFINS!

by Lordy8 October 7, 2008

fuckbuddie

a buddie of yours who you fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck some more and than hopefully get married.

boyfriend/girlfriend: Will u marry me?
other person: YES fuckbuddie!

by Calvert100 February 27, 2019

yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.

you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!

by nick slammer June 16, 2008

fuckmedamn

A compound word of "Fuck me" and "Damn" used as an exclamation of pure frustration and confusion when there is really nothing that can be said to accurately depict the emotions. Used in texts as FMD.

Emmie: "I lost the car keys and your blackberry.'

Sandy: "Fuckmedamn!"

by BelleMorte March 17, 2011