fuckmarks

A class of non-gang related graffiti/tagging left by a fuckwad. Often resembling the scrawl of a young child, fuckmarks are distinguishable from street art in that they posses a distinct lack of creativity and artistic talent in both style and message.

In many cases involving fuckmarks, the the fuckwad, when confronted may be delusional and claim to be a talented artist in another large city such as New York or Los Angeles.

I walked down the alley this morning and it was full of fresh fuckmarks.

by urbanaffairs July 15, 2009

fuckmat

ah bed that has no frame or head board and sits on the floor and only is used for fucking.

This bitch sleeps on ah (fuckmat)

by house Ru August 31, 2012

fuckmuppetry

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

Fucktape

A pornographic recording, mainly used in reference to pornography on a VCR tape.

Woman: "Stop watching that fucktape while we make love"
Man: "Maybe if we fucked instead of made love then I wouldn't have a need to watch the fucktape""

by Strumpet November 8, 2007

fuckmop

a mop which is used for cleansing of fuck... also a derogitory statement aimed at either sex to lower their self esteem or genrally lead to thier desire to end thier own lives.

i fucking hate you you dirty fuckmop

by davidwating July 25, 2003

fuckapottamus

there is only fuckapapottamus number one and two

Oh look its the fuckapottamus twins

by pk1921 September 19, 2011

Fuckmain

A domain w/ a bad user interface

Man, new Reddit’s quite a fuckmain

by SoberMan October 20, 2020