6 definitions by SoberMan

Seniors Dating Site

Dating sites for old thumpers to find their mates.

Hey I should cheat on ur wife w/ a seniors dating site!

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

Jesus H Christ

Jesus Christ’s middle name. Some say it’s “Harold” or “Holy” but it is yet to be confirmed. Also used as a phrase to express unsettlement.

1) Let’s pray to our lord and saviour baby Jesus H Christ!

2) *guy stubs toe* JESUS H CHRIST!

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

Fuckmain

A domain w/ a bad user interface

Man, new Reddit’s quite a fuckmain

by SoberMan October 20, 2020

Asshole

The sound your dog makes

Bark bark asshole bark bark

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

Bobdellydo

(Noun) pronunciation: 𝘣𝘰𝘣-𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪-𝘥𝘰𝘰

A cake that fumbles its last words through its brightest candle

1) Bro that was quite the bobdellydo

2) that bobdellydo almost got me.

by SoberMan October 20, 2020

Family Tragedy

When you or someone you know has a discomforting moment with their family.

Person 1: His dad died! Person 2: I know, it’s such a family tragedy!

by SoberMan October 22, 2020