metric fuckload

A very large quantity

California has a metric fuckload of faggots.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

cubic fuckload

A cubic fuckload can refer to either mass or weight, kinda like how "fluid ounces" work.

If you took a standard Wal Mart supercenter and ripped the roof off, and filled it full of nacho cheese, a cubic fuckload of chips is how much you would need.

by m0laria May 3, 2006

Fuckload

A shit ton of shit tons, or a shit ton squared

"We have a shit ton of shit tons to ship out by tomorrow."

"A whole Fuckload?!!! Pass me a beer, it's gonna be a long night!"

by fattttttttttttty March 5, 2010

Fuckload

Derivative of "shitload". A large amount.

"Damn, we got a fuckload a' potatos"

by Alex Temal November 18, 2004

fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.

I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.

by dmxp May 30, 2005

stupid fuckload of shit

a phrase used when you are pissed off at someone or something

man, that test was a stupid fuckload of shit.

by meganfoxboner October 10, 2009

Fuckload

A fuckload is exactly 200 Miles.

"How far have we driven today?"

"We've driven a fuckload"

by Klaser Javasin June 22, 2004