dmxp's definitions

hong kan

An expression of great disappointment/anger.
Literally, to fuck a dog.

I was happily going home to celebrate my birthday, but hong kan! I broke my leg!

by dmxp June 5, 2005

fuckload

Assuming a fuck lasts 5 minutes, and the speed is 20 thrusts per minute of 5 inches at a time and a penile cross-section of 2 inches squared, a fuckload would be 1000 cubic inches.

I have a fuckload of work to do, I'll go out another time.

by dmxp May 30, 2005