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Drunkin Fuckfest

After having sex all morning. Going to buy lunch, dinner & beer. Then you both get drunk all day only pausing to have sex about every two to three hours.
Him: What do you want to do today?

Her: I dunno, Drunkin Fuckfest!!
by RODAN37 May 29, 2010
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Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:

1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"
by Spork_damage May 7, 2007
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fuckfest

1.n.- a party or gathering of people, with the express purpose of having sex with various partners. Syn.- orgy

2.n.- A party or gathering of people where no sex will actually occur, but called a "fuckfest" for the express purpose of making other people believe or think of an orgy.
1. "The bear had an idea: Fuckfest!"

2. "Dude, bring over some hotdogs and a case of root beer, because this is going to be the coolest fuckfest ever!"
by theDefiner December 3, 2004
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cgi fuckfest

When a movie has nothing to offer other than cgi (Computer-generated imagery or Computer-generated images) characters hitting each other, without art or talent.
"Man of steel was a total cgi fuckfest!"

Or "Every Zack Snyder movie is just another damn cgi fuckfest!"

Or "The Coen brothers would never make a cgi fuckfest"
by Mr Bunt January 4, 2014
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Franktastic Fuckfest

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.
Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?
Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!
by The Fuckster May 4, 2010
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Funfetti Blowjob

While receiving oral from a partner a male says "HEY" and as their mate looks up to see what is the matter, He throws confetti in their face then commences to punch them in the face
Wes; Kay why do u have the black eye

Kay; Wayne got me with a funfetti blowjob last night
by Wes7710 December 27, 2010
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Franktastic Fuckfest

A day of straight boozing, gambling, indecorous jokes, and hopefully sex with attractive women. One may only throw a Franktastic Fuckfest if he or she knows a Frank and has invited said Frank.
Zak: Gee That was one crazy night with the Fuckster right Kevin?

Kevin: That wasn't crazy that was a Franktastic Fuckfest!
by Los Gringo Softball May 4, 2010
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