fucknaut

Fucknaut is quite simply a term used to describe someone that is ‘way out there’ and ‘fucking oneself’. Basically, anyone that has done something obviously stupid, yet unpredictable.

Which one of you fucknauts left the beer sitting on the router?

by CygonX September 1, 2004

fuckerpastic

adj. L. fuckerpasticum, fuckerpastici, Gr. fukerpastikon, fukerpastikoi; from Gr. fuké meaning "the peak and summit of existence" + pastis meaning "dingleberries".

1. a. "most agreeable," b. "particularly unique," c. "spectacular," or 2. related to the person or actions of Chester Leonard Olszewski, a.k.a. Pope Peter II of Bradford, PA.

fuckerpastry n., fuckerpast n., fuckerpastically adv.

That was a fuckerpastic dictionary entry.
He fuckerpastically mounted her moaning body.

by Dr Samuel Johnson, LL.D. M.A. May 19, 2010

Fucknaut

The term fucknaut, though similar in sound and meaning to the word fucknut, can be thought of in the same terms as the word astronaut. That is, an astronaut is one who traverses the astros and the suffix -naut itself means voyager, so a fucknaut can be thought of as one who explores the fucks, meaning one who engages in trivial and ridiculous matters, which in turn makes that person foolish, not unlike a fuckNUT. Therefore, the terms fucknaut and fucknut can be used synonymously, but the -NAUT portion should be clearly emphasized.

Tom is such a god damn fucknaut. He insisted that there was a blowout sale at the Big Lots two towns over, despite my telling him that there was not, so he drove 3 hours only to arrive at a Big Lots that has been closed down for months and was reconverted to a Fashion Bug. What a FUCKNAUT!

by Moe Sr. April 3, 2012

Fuckeration

It is a combination of fuckery and botheration to the utmost extreme. When things can't get any worse and everything seems to just happen negatively one after the other all in the same day IE..... your momma kicks you out, you just lost your job, your dog dies, your BF sleeps with your man/woman, your car breaks down in a snow storm, you lost your wallet and ID ....all on the same day one after the other in no particular order.
People that do stupid shit to you, around you, or to others

I can't take this fuckeration anymore!
dem a gwan with pure fuckeration ova de.

by Speedemon July 30, 2009

fuckernaught

fuck-er-not

The name used to refer to a pet who is acting like a total fucking moron.

Fuckernaught could also be applied to a person of an idiotic nature.

Rasta and Fari (kittens) were wrestling around the room knocking shit over left and right, acting like a couple of fuckernaughts.

"Kovu, stop being such a fuckernaught."

There were kids in the park last night, yelling and screaming and acting like a bunch of fuckernaughts.

by pend1 May 9, 2009

fuckernutter

Similar to a fluffernutter, but made during sex with peanut butter and semen and fed to the woman.

I blew my load onto the bread, spread some peanut butter on the other slice, put them together and stuffed it in her mouth. She loved that fuckernutter.

by BJ23 December 29, 2007

Fuckersaurus

The name given to a large or older woman who is a little promiscuous.

or

A large or older woman who hunts easy prey for sex

Did you see that bird Dan pulled? She was a proper fuckersaurus.

or

Don't go there, shes a real fuckersaurus.

by F1tsy December 3, 2009