Fruitist

An expert on fruit.
Someone who knows the difference between a fruit and a vegetable.

Niki knows about pineapples, shes a fruitist!

by Danielle June 9, 2005

fruitista

Another name you might call a gay person.

"Dude, you're such a fruitista"

by stonata101 October 6, 2008

tootie fruitie

a very wet pussy

a fag or a gay

a pancake order at I-Hop with some type of fruity toppings

Howard: Damn that bitches pussy was wetter than a tootie fruitie!!!

John: You just a wag ass tootie fruitie!

Greg: Can i order the tootie fruitie please?

by Macaw118 February 5, 2009

fruitier

To get gheyer.

Man, this movie gets fruitier and fruitier by the minute.

by Blu-ray123 December 28, 2010

fruiteskimo

Breaking of the Eskimo ways to live in the tropics

Josh is a fruiteskimo, he preferred the fruits of the south over the scarce ones of the north.

by fruit.mana October 16, 2015

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020