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Fruiting

When at a house party, preferably a party at which some kids parents are out of town, the act of taking every fruit in the standard kitchen fruit basket, biting it and placing it back into the basket (bite side down).
Dude, Tom pulled of the sickest fruiting last night, he bit an apple, 3 lemons, 2 oranges, 2 bananas and a mango.
by Jon Catch July 28, 2006
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fruiting

Fruiting is when you collect small items of fruit over a short time period and stash it somewhere, usually in a drawer. Then, you get a group of friends together and hide the fruit in an unsuspecting victim's room inside/hidden in their belongings. You should not be able to see any of the fruit because it is hidden except for an orange placed in the middle of the room on the floor with 'You've been fruited' written on it in black sharpie.
FRUITING:

Stephanie: Hey Salina, who are we going to fruit this year?

Salina: I'm not sure. How about that quiet girl? She'll have no idea she's going to be fruited!

Stephanie: Yes! Let's fruit her.
by gbam August 27, 2013
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frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.
I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.
by eightyeight December 28, 2005
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fruiting around

Primiscuous homosexuality
Those San-Fran boys be fruiting around.
by rosie and ellen January 17, 2009
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frumping

Geez, I sure enjoyed frumping last night. Now, pass me that bucket of fried chicken.
by SoYouThinkYouCan'tDance? January 2, 2010
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Frumping

The act in which a female slaps her face with her own breasts
Susie was frumping and almost put out an eye...it was hot
by Redda December 2, 2007
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Frumping

the act of inserting one's penis into a lady's armpit. preferably a sweaty one, or with a bit of moisturising lotion.
i was frumping with a bagpipe player the other day, it was MEGA!
by Barry Dunne September 15, 2007
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