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Fortuna, CA

Small northern California white trash town in the middle of Humboldt County. Population of approx. 70,000 and a diverse mix of old hippies, hobos, stoners, hicks from across the river, okies, escalade-driving pot growers, wanna-be-wealthy land owners, cowboys, and the random average school teacher. The "cool places" to meet include Safeway Parking Lot and the Tracks (also across the river.) In the summer the river and beach are the close by spots to be especially Miranda. Fortuna boasts the largest screen on the North Coast! and is also known to all around as "the friendly city". Stop by taco loco for a cheap burrito.
Guy #1: ""Dude, should we go to Arcata tonight to get high or drink beer and chew in Ferndale?"

Guy # 2: "Let's compromise and head into Fortuna, CA"
by purple knife April 10, 2011
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Fortunati

Manly, Proud, Strong. A chic magnet. Master of all things one sees
Andrew Fortunati is the man
by Andrew Fortunati December 3, 2003
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Fortuna

The Roman Goddess of Fortune..
As Well as:ME!! HAHAHAHA!!! SERIOUSLY!!
My Name is Fortuna and I've been gifted by Fortuna to have and what I want, thus making me spoiled.
by Paul Simon March 13, 2005
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Wheel of Fortunato

A renaming of the hit game show Wheel of Fortune. It's a way of makimg fun of anyone with the last name "Fortunato."
Hey! Wheel of Fortunato is on!
by John2019 August 6, 2021
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fortuna

The second word in Carmina Burana. Its the piece that is usually played in a horror movie with the devil or something for those who do not know many classical choral and orchetra pieces.
Go listen to it for an example.
by concertmaster August 25, 2005
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s'fortunato

Americanized Italian Slang, usually used as an exclaimation for something that is a stroke of either good or bad luck.
Hey, I just found a $100.00 bill on the sidewalk...S'FORTUNATO!!!
by the gabba goul January 22, 2005
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(Un)fortunately

(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).
1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)
by 420TheGrammarPro69 April 17, 2021
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