I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.

Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"

by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009

Frozen Eternity

a very unknown melodic death metal band. but they sound really good, if they would be just a bit more known, they would have so many fans. oh, and the have a myspace page too. more info from there:

Frozen Eternity is widely known for their melodic, yet powerful sound. They combine the heavy grinding force of death metal, exceedingly colorful keyboard melodies and biting vocals to create a very illustrious sound.

FE formed back in mid 2005 by two teens, Cody Davis (Vocals/Guitar) and Josh Dummer (Guitar). After a few months of recording, they released a full length album, "Forgotten Past," in 2006. After much success of the album through Myspace and other music related sites, the two founders decided it was time to gather a full line-up of members. That was when Chris Jones (Drums) Paul Jones (Bass) Cody Dale (Keyboards) were all added to the list. They began playing many shows across their home state of Colorado in 2007 and have also recorded and released another CD entitled "Dreams Turned to Ashes."

guy1: omg frozen eternity is so fucking good!

guy2: who the fuck is frozen eternity?

by anonymous88888 May 29, 2009

ice is just frozen worter

Remove yourself from Reddit pls

You are fuck

I'm just gonna type "ice is just frozen worter" since ud won't let me publish without example

by Sebby294 May 31, 2021

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

frozen pierogi

When a Polish person misplaces their gag ball or bite stick and uses the only thing they can find in the freezer. Commonly used by gay pollocks during anal sex with large pieces of household appliances.

Tim wanted to play toaster oven anal pullout again but he swallowed the gag ball the last time they played. He suggested we could use a Frozen Pierogi. So John hit the freezer and tied some string to a pierogi. Not only did it do the trick but Tim had a delicious polish snack.

by Johnnyb7230 June 3, 2020

Frozen Canoe

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

by Melizabeth Blones January 29, 2009

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

by Coell June 13, 2006