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Front porched

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When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.
Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.
by Gmillsman May 22, 2017
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Groups of friends that hang out on front porches. Mayhem and fireworks typically ensue.
Tonight there is a meeting of the frontporchigans.
by emmaggolly November 16, 2013
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Frontpooch

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Mississippi slang for vagina, pussy, or cat
Eh girl your frontpooch taste sweet when you let me eat it.
by Tabs on Tabs February 14, 2020
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