Frogging

1. intr.v, The act of defecating in a western toilet in a non-traditional, squatting manner, by first removing all clothing from the waist down, including shoes, and planting one's bare feet on the toilet seat. The person squats in a position reminiscent of a frog, and shits.

Frogging is healthier than sitting on the toilet seat, as it reduces unnatural stress on the sphincter.

Frogging is the new shitting.

I frog every time I have to shit, it's so much better for you, you should try it.

Marshall! Are you in there!? You better not be frogging my mom's toilet, you son of a bitch!

by FattMels September 22, 2011

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

Deep Frogging

The croaking sound that someone makes when going from ass to mouth

Man dat girl made some crazy deep frogging sound when we went ass-to-mouth

croaking ass to mouth frog

by that one gay that says stupid January 7, 2011

Frogging

When you put your mouth over the entirety of the diameter of an alcoholic beverage and gulp it down in one fatal swoop

Yo you guys trying to frog some bottomless mimosas tomorrow at brunch?

We’ve been frogging tequila sunrises all night

by P_U57 April 22, 2019

frogging

An alternative for the commonly used curse word "fucking" Used by conservative Christians and others who feel BAD saying BAD words, so they substitute obvious words to curse anyway....

Also see (Hypercrite)

"ust say what you mean, you frogging ashhole!"

Also see "ashhole"

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Frogging

The delusional act of two hideously ugly people kissing each other in a public place (pub, library, supermarket, strangely aloof Austrian uncle`s homemade basement etc), unaware of the horror they are creating for fellow mankind in the vicinity.

Look at that pair of hippocroc-a-dogs frogging like shameless apes in the street

by Fritzls Treehouse Project March 8, 2012

Frogging

Like dogging but on the canal or river. Depends on how you manage the curtains or blinds on your boat - open to the towpath, open to the water or open to both...

I’ve been frogging on the River Lea
We frogged some cyclists
The people on that narrow boat are froggers

by Matron Marney August 5, 2019