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figure skatin ass nigga

a man who (figuratively) figure skates thru life with no concern for who he skates upon or cuts with his bitch ass skates. He has no loyalties to friends or girlfriends. He also usually rocks a faux hawk
He's just a figure skatin ass nigga, don't get hung up.
by Foofyfoof January 8, 2014
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trophy figure

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006
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Figure Skating

One of the hardest sports in the world. Figure skating is much more than what most people think it is. It takes tremendous amounts of hard work and dedication. What time is your alarm set to? 7:30? 8:00? Well most figure skaters' alarm clocks are set to 4:00 AM to 4:30 AM. Our skirts arent slutty. They are shorter so that we can manage our jumps and spins easier because they take lots of flexibility. And just so you know, most figure skaters only wear skirts when they perform. They mostly wear exercise clothing to allow flexibilty. Figure skating is an incredibly tough sport. At least when hockey players fall they have lots of padding. Figure skaters do not. Though you may think figure skating is an "easy", "girly", "slutty" sport, you are OH so wrong. We more exercise before 7:00 AM, then most people get all day. We do wtuff that requires a huge amount of physical and mental energy and make it look effortlessly beautiful. I hope this answer was informative.
If figure skating was easy they'd call it hockey!
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Figure skating

A sport that is harder than most people give it credit for. People freeze their butts off while jumping in the air and spinning, and most of you can't get off the couch. Figure skating is a very dangerous sport, with no padding on you if you fall on the ice (which I can tell you from experience is very hard). Tough on people physically, emotionally, and mentally. If you fall you could hurt yourself physically causing loss of confidence in your ability to do said thing that you had fallen on. Still a very fun sport though. Many skaters skate competitively all over the world
If figure skating were easy they'd call it hockey.
by Ihasthebestestgrammars April 1, 2013
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Six Figures

Money amount with six digits. Anywhere from 100k to 999K.
Look at that frugal foo. He makes six figures but he shops at 99 cents store.
by Naod A December 29, 2007
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figure skater

Someone who participates in the fun, fun, but also frustrating sport known as figure skating.

Not to be confused with synchro or ice dancing
I cant think of an example so I'll just write figure skater.
by iThink February 20, 2008
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Lanky Figure

He is a tall figure and very slim. He likes to copy others clothes or shoes like vapourmax utility’s. He does this as he only wears adidas
“Lanky Figure, i’m going to get these shoes for christmas.”
“oh i’m gonna get them as well because i like to copy people.”
by Jackstan December 22, 2019
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