Friesland theory

1. The closer you live to Friesland (a province in the north of Holland), the more stubborn you are.

Person 1: Dude, that guy is so stubborn!
Person 2: Yeah, he's from Friesland.

Person 1: Yeah totaly true!
Person 2: Yup.. It confirms the Friesland theory again..

by Nederland July 31, 2012

Friedman

A form of diarrhea expelled in amounts exceeding 3 liters usually a speed nearing 45 miles per hour while making a sound similar a hot air baloon being hit by a spinning saw blade. Most cases of this take place in a bathtub.

I just completely had a Friedman in that bathtub

If you keep eating like that you are going to have a Friedman

by anker December 12, 2010

Shloimy friedman

People with this name are just simply better then everyone else

Hey Shloimy friedman you’re amazing

by Joseph’s Monday night November 9, 2022

Friedmaning

The act of wearing a shirt while engaging in water sports/activities

Did you see Jay out there on that jet ski, he's totally friedmaning it.

by beatredface July 24, 2010

The Friedman

A semi-consensual sexual practice in which one partner forces his penis down the other's throat, causing her to vomit. While she is vomiting, the first partner turns her over and forces himself upon her anus with his participle (aka buttrapes her).

"Yo dude, I totally pulled the Friedman on Claire last night. Surprisingly, she was okay with it... It was hard to clean up, but it was worth it."

by King of the Jungle 89 April 14, 2009

noa friedman

They say he is the sexiest man in the universe

Omg I love Noa Friedman so much he is so nice and sexy

by El Noppaf August 16, 2021

Friedman

A guy who calls his friends homos to hide his own questionable "preferences"

That kid can be such a Friedman, I doubt girls even turn him on! ROFLMAO!

by Garem July 22, 2008