Friendzoned

Where you get rejected from going out on a date and become friends with the person you want to go out with.

YOU GOT FRIENDZONED BRUH

by 21 leet 69 1337 February 13, 2015

to be friendzoned

To accidentally become really good friends with someone before you realize that you want to be more than that, so you become stuck in the friendzone. It is a very hard and awkward place to be in, so avoid it at all costs.

"I want a girlfriend!"
"Dude, you should date Tania."
"Are you kidding me? We got totally stuck in the friendzone like, last year. To be friendzoned sucks balls."

by Amibell April 24, 2012

Friendzoned

When you are obsessed with a girl you have no chance with, and the girl does not even wanna be in the same room as you, but to not hurt your feelings she says she only likes you as a friend.

“Yoo sohaib got friendzoned

by fatma for the third time”
“Ikr what a looser”

by Powerness February 11, 2019

gay friendzoned

When not only are you put in the friendzone, you're put in the 'you're basically my gay best friend' zone. Less than like a sister (when you're a guy) zone but more than the like a brother zone.

"Hey, bro, did you get it in?"
"Aw, man, didn't you hear? He's been gay friendzoned."

by catttttttttttttt September 6, 2013

friendzoned

A euphemism for rejection due to unattractiveness and lack of confidence most often employed by internet dwellers. Actual friendzoning does exist though in just about every comedic movie made in the 90s.

The girl I've been stalking on facebook has never talked to me. Totally friendzoned.

by supersigy September 4, 2012

friendbone

(verb) to "bone" (or have sex with) one's friend; the opposite of friendzone

Sven: "Did you hear? I totally friendboned Olga last night"
Paul: "Dude, no way! She has a totally hot fupa!"

by ababababa777 April 25, 2015

friendzoned cockblocker

When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.

To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.

Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.

by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016