Well, I can see by talking to you that you watch Fox News and think real news reporters are enemies of the people. Therefore, you are a Fucks and Friends kind of person.
by Fed up August 4, 2018
Get the Fucks and Friends mug.The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010
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When u are in deep love with Fred Weasly.
by Fred’s Wifey December 27, 2020
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(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.
(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.
(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.
(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.
A: "I've donated $100 to this streamer in the past week. He's not my type, but I would die to be his friend."
B: "You're such a friendsimp."
B: "You're such a friendsimp."
by Ramm_Stein July 2, 2020
Get the friendsimp mug.When we saw each other we paused for a while. You spent almost every day with me helping me get over my insecurities making me feel like I was somebody. You stopped visiting for a while popped in on occasions to lighten up my day and make me smile. We understand each other for some reason even though we don't talk. I can't it's trust I don't know what it is but I'm grateful you part of my life thanks for being so understanding with all my ups and downs. You one of the few people that understand how my brain works why I do what I do and how somehow you see the beauty I feel inside good or bad.
by mennäperille December 10, 2019
Get the Forever friends mug.To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!
Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !
Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!
Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!
Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!
Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!
Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!
Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!
by Seymour B. Oundas November 9, 2022
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Jim: Dude you're always talking with Ryan in class, do you guys hang out a lot after school?
Sean: Naw man, we're just part-time friends.
Sean: Naw man, we're just part-time friends.
by MarvelousOnePak February 25, 2010
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