Kissed a freight train

An extreme way to say that something hurt

Dude 1: bro are you okay
Dude 2: nah bro it feels like i kissed a freight train

by Kermitties March 31, 2020

frisco freight train

The ack of a male homosexual receiving two penises in the anus at the same time.

Male gay couple says to a single gay male at a gay bar, "If you buy our drinks for the evening, we'll let you take a ride on the Frisco Freight Train."

by Mericl January 23, 2011

double freight-train

A doule freight-train is when twenty other cadets take turns simultaneously fucking you in the mouth and ass.

The other cadets on my soccer team gave me a double freight-train because they said I lost today's game!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

Alaskan Freight Train

A chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo

i heard Katie uses an Alaskan Freight Train instead of a vibrator

by that dudde who knows things September 19, 2009

Japanese Freight Train

Three guys shitting on one girl at the same time. While shitting they use their hands to make their eyes slanty, like someone who is Japanese.

Dude, Amber bought a ticket on the Japanese Freight Train at that frat party last night"

Bro, how many cars were on the Japanese Freight Train last night?
We started with three but Jim ended up joining in halfway through

by mad_animal January 27, 2011

Alaskan Freight Train

When a group of people over 300 pounds line up and have a giant butt orgy

Dude did u see when we walked by that ally those fat asses having an alaskan freight train" "ya it was gross

by turokakaTROK December 11, 2011

Freight Train Effect

The Freight Train Effect is what happens when one consumes a substantial quantity of alcohol in a very short period of time, preferebly on an empty stomach. The effect is named so because the drinker becomes suddenly and completely wasted, as if they were hit like a freight train. The hangover often hits with similar effects.

"Man, I just took 6 shots and I haven't eaten anything all day."
"oh shit, that stuffs gonna hit you like a freight train, total freight train effect"
"....(drinker passed out on floor)

by TheShackle April 12, 2009