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freezing Jesus

To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.
Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!
by thatssonotaword January 22, 2009
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Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass
person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?
by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022
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Freezing Ball Sacks

Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!

2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!

3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
by Voltronn October 21, 2010
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Freezing

Freezing is a manhwa currently being released on a bi-monthly basis in Japan's Comic Valkyrie magazine. It is written by Korean author Dall-Young Lim and illustrated by Kwang-Hyun Kim. The premise (nominally) centers on humanity's efforts to combat alien invaders from another dimension by creating female warriors known as Pandora and pairing them with male Limiter partners (as if the intent of this wasn't obvious enough).

Freezing is considered by many not just the Outskirts battle dome to be made of fail. This is mainly due to heavy amounts of fan service, lack of very original or deep characters, and other nonsensical mediocrities that crop up on many occasions in the manhwa. Seriously its godawful, like a more "ecchi" version of Claymore, while it almost parodies itself by trying to be serious with its uh, plot.

Yes this definition is rippoff from the mentioned wiki because it's that bad and only a fan boy in denial would disagree.
"Freezing is a blatant ripoff of superior anime, such as Claymore, Sekirei, and Mai-Otome. But is Made of fail compared to any of them"
by Burn Mar-a-Lago August 12, 2012
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Freezing

It is a joint Japanese-Korean manhwa that's written by Dall-Young Lim and illustrated by Kwang-Hyun Kim. The premise is that humanity is being attacked by beings from a different dimension called the Nova and the only way to counter them is with women called Pandora along with their male counterpart side-kicks called the Limiters. While this sounds interesting, the manhwa is far from interesting since it essentially rips-off the best parts of other more successful manga and anime such as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Bastard!!, Mai-Hime and Claymore. The women are normally drawn with larger than realistic breasts and have weapons ranging from swords, spears and laser cannons. The men are pretty much useless in this universe and they might as well be cannon-fodder. The plot is not that great either considering its massive amounts of plot holes, fillers and the amount of fanservice sometimes rivals that of hentai anime. The main character is pretty much useless as well considering how he can barely make up his mind and still hasn't had any decent character development. The only people that believe that this is a good anime or manga are the fan boys, fan wankers and the retarded fandom of this series.
by Hellrider285 January 7, 2014
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California Freezing

California Freezing: (adj) Typically a temperature of 60 and below, because Californians don't know what cold is.
Jim: How's the weather in cali?
Rob: Omg, it's 62 degrees, it's California freezing!!
by Robert W Ross January 12, 2008
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Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together
It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.
by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011
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