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freakish athleticism

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.
Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.
by Porkbork September 6, 2008
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freakish athleticism

Terminology used by professional sports TV analysts to describe the top, blue chip prospects for various professional sports drafts, typically football and basketball. Contributing factors include a "rare combination" of size, speed, strength, length, leaping ability, and agility, as well as physicality, regardless of cerebral ability.
Tyrus Thomas (Aka Ty-Tom) or Justin M. display freakish athleticism on the court/course.
by ATown17 September 6, 2008
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freakshow host

Strange people with powerful personalities who are odd by nature and tend to attract and are surrounded by other odd people.
While this probably doesn't speak well of me, most of the girls that have been attracted to me were freakshow hosts. One glaring example would be the girl who had a crush on me and stalked me because I reminded her of her skinhead brother.
by M.P.M. May 23, 2006
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freakista

Someone who lives for people watching and enjoys finding the most unusual of characters, scenarios, and stories to share with the world
-Carrie loves taking pictures of all the weirdos.

-Ya she is a freakista all right
by Mrs. Freakista.com June 1, 2009
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fratfished

When a dude pretends to be a different dude to join a fraternity.
“Aw man, we’ve been fratfished!”

This is the second time we’ve been fratfished this semester bro!”
by SweetsDies November 21, 2022
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fratfished

When a dude pretends to be a different dude to join a fraternity.
“Aw man, we’ve been fratfished!”

This is the second time we’ve been fratfished this semester bro!”
by SweetsDies November 21, 2022
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Porch Junkie Freakshow

An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize.
Where then comes the phrase

"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.

When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.

These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
That guy has turned into a whole Porch Junkie Freakshow since his addiction worsened.
by C.L.Krown August 12, 2019
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