fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

Franking out

To freak out at an extreme level with either uncontrollable convolutions or hand gestures. To Frank out you must go beyond the level of freak out and use random words and noises that do not make any sense and also move hands and body in an uncontrollable manner, much like an individual with Touretts syndrome having a tick.

When Jen found out the love of her life was coming to the party she started franking out.

by G.Keiz July 31, 2007

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

fricking

A Southern and Midwestern slang word used to express excitement or distainment without using profanity.

That was fricking great (excitement)
That was fricking sick (distainment)

by me June 21, 2004

Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.

Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.

by WarHighlander March 9, 2011