Variation of schadenfreude. Pleasure derived from discovering a friend, acquaintance, relative, classmate, celebrity, etc. has put on a considerable amount of weight. This is especially satisfying when the person in question is a former skinny bitch.
I couldn't help but feel fattenfreude over the recent tabloid pics of a bloated K-fed clutching pommes frites in both fists.
by Bickaboo July 19, 2009
Get the Fattenfreude mug.Definition: A so-called „Fotzenknecht“ is a German derived word or better say insult to describe a fellah, who is inevitably dictated by his junk's desire to corpulate or in other terms “to fuck” a woman, so that he forgets important values and attributes of a proper man like his honor, pride, self-esteem or personality.
"Ey man, look at that guy over there. How he's acting all pussy over that girl" - "What a Fotzenknecht"
by SJ_679 December 20, 2015
Get the Fotzenknecht mug.A fitten is a sexually attactive human-being of the female sex. A contraction of the words 'fit' (meaning attactive) and 'kitten' (a suitable noun to complement 'fit'), fitten can be used in a variety of contexts.
For example, "dude, that girl is a fitten", "I don't know who you were talking about, but that girl's more of an uggo" or "bruv, that girl you were talking to was a fitten, so why did you leave the party with the minger?". Not to be used for grandmas, cave-dwellers or mingers.
by JollyJester January 7, 2008
Get the fitten mug.Foten is generally the definition for someone gay, (see homosexual) or something gay. It is generally not used as an insult, but more of a statement; - "Jon, that show you watched is seriously foten".
Daniel: "Hey, fred?"
Fred: "Sup, bro?"
Daniel: "Did you know that Rich and Darral are seriously foten?"
Fred: "You're kidding me...Right? They can't be gay!"
Daniel: "Yeah man, I saw 'em making out"
Fred: "That is seriously foten."
Daniel: "Word."
Fred: "Sup, bro?"
Daniel: "Did you know that Rich and Darral are seriously foten?"
Fred: "You're kidding me...Right? They can't be gay!"
Daniel: "Yeah man, I saw 'em making out"
Fred: "That is seriously foten."
Daniel: "Word."
by TurretsTrippin January 10, 2013
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by agit May 31, 2009
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by AshleyThibodeaux May 8, 2020
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