freetard

one who firmly believes in not paying for e.g. software, films, music. Generally an avid proponent of p2p filesharing

Fred thinks Hollywood will make films even if nobody pays to see them. He's such a freetard.

by Paytard October 7, 2008

fretarded

freely retarded or liberal with expressions of one's retardation

Tiffany is always doing stupid shit. How can anyone be so fretarded?

by Officer Yogurt November 6, 2008

Forgetories

Drunken memories.

What a great time last night, so many forgetories

by Perverted Puppy October 12, 2010

foreturd

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

by samir rimas November 20, 2010

Fortard

A retarded fortnite player that uses shotguns and smgs to fucking kill you they also use those guns as toys

My son is a fortard

by Afellowgamer November 27, 2018

Forgetery

Where all the things you don’t remember go.

I think we should put the memory of the time we spoke a little too loud about those people on the forgetery cause it was so bad.

by xCHEEEEZZZx July 19, 2021

Fortard

The same meaning as Retard yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word Retard

"Did you see what Joe was wearing at the Pub last night? What a fortard."

by carricktime February 7, 2013