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Forting

The act of entrapping a person under a blanket, giving the illusion of a "fort".
"I am going to fort you!", "I was punched in the face while forting my friend"
by mr. mantooth January 15, 2012
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Freeting

The act of dieting during daylight hours and indiscriminately foraging any semblance of food when the sun goes down.
Adam had a salad for dinner, but he was caught in the middle of the night soft shoeing into the kitchen and Freeting that half an apple pie.
by Claude bawls September 20, 2015
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fexting

It looks like you're texting someone, when really you're just hitting random buttons on your phone to make it seem like you're doing something and have friends to talk to, to avoid looking like a loser or a loner. It's often done when you're alone in public places, or when you're with a bunch of people you don't really know.
Nick: Hey, tell Jake to come and talk to us instead of texting everyone else.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.
by Joe S. M January 11, 2009
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flexting

A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.
Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.
by raichupal June 11, 2011
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Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)
"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!
by KA551 November 15, 2007
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forgetting juice

Alcohol, specifically when used to drown ones sorrows, or forget a certain event, such as getting demoted at work or embarrassing yourself.
dude 1: Man, worst day ever!
dude 2: yeah, lets hit the bar and get us some forgetting juice to make it all go away!
by cheeseflambe November 9, 2010
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frenting

When two friends lend or rent items or services to each other.
I am frenting the Bourne Identity DVD from my friend John.
by PoleZero April 1, 2009
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