it's on me

This means that the person speaking will pay the whole amount, used typically when something purchased is shared between two or more people - such as a resturant meal.

Dinner was $40 - here is my $20.
No, keep your money, it's on me.

by Anonnny March 4, 2008

On me

I swear . like you would say on ur mama or on god..

Carl: bruh look at that girl right there bruh she bad asf
Charles: On me bruh

by Bldrr June 7, 2018

That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020

On me

A honest promise

On me I never sucked dick before.

by 803 Problems June 20, 2018

be me

A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.

Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.

by itiswhatever April 24, 2015

This is me

Used on the train (usually subway, metro, etc.) - when the train starts to pull off at your destination station, this is probably what you say to someone you're talking to to tell it "this is where I get off."

A: So are you just visiting New York or you work...
B: I'm sorry, but... this is me. I gotta go, nice meeting you, though.
A: Well, okay. Hope to see you again soon.
B: Ditto.

by VagaccidentOnMyMasturbacation March 4, 2015

me no no

means 'i don't know' but is said in a childish voice

"what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
"me no no"

by xxxwtdxxx February 12, 2006