footwasher

someone who devotes all unreligious activity to church (or replaces with religious activity)

im not spending all my reading time reading the bible, I'm not a footwasher

by Big Baba E November 8, 2017

fnatmaster

A fnatmaster, is a chap, or a butch lady, who has mastered the art of arousing a ladies hole. He/she keeps it wet over the period of an entire weekend.

"Homeboy got me wetter than a spastic's chin through Saturday til church. He's a proper fnatmaster"

by Muirez January 27, 2020

Flopmaster

A male that is the master of making things floppy (loose) during intercourse.

Tom: "Who dated Susan last?"

Jim: "Larry did why?"

Tom: "She was so loose last night. Larry must be the flopmaster!"

by Tile December 16, 2007

pootmaster

a word for a guy who gets a lot of girls and has sex with them.

see also poot

nick: did u get them girls

sam: yeah son

nick:your a true pootmaster

by G.I kern April 27, 2011

fartmaster

best name in existence

fartmaster is very pog

by fartmasterisvertypog January 9, 2021

Fartmaster2000

Someone who is really boss. Is lactose but takes it like a champ.

Kins shinji but isn't gay ong

Sleeps with ur mom

"bro who's that sexy beast *growls sudectivly"

"Chiquita mamas that's fartmaster2000 🤤🤤"

#😈🙏

by Shinjistinks July 16, 2021

footbastard

A class of objects extremely painful to step on accidentally.

The deer antler dog-chew is a first order footbastard. The lego brick is a footbastard. The UK mains plug is a footbastard.

by andwhynot November 21, 2021