fagophobia

A fear of large bundles of or a collected gathering of sticks.

John can't go to the lumbermill, he has fagophobia.

by Pls_Buff_Wraith September 8, 2018

Foxyphobia

The Fear of foxy ladies and or gentlemen

My friend John has Foxyphobia

by MrCMBurns February 26, 2022

Fatphobia

Not a word. Period. No more words to be said. Do I need to explain myself? Answer: No. So, whoever thinks it's a word needs to touch some grass or see some sunlight.

Fatphobia is not a word and here it is used in the conversation involving an idiot: Chad: "Hey, if you can't find the right sized bath towel its ok just stitch two together or something." Sheryl: "Uhm...WHAT!? You want me to take 5 minutes of my life to do that!? That is very fatphobic and I am reporting this brand and you to the police and am thinking about Sueing both of you! Now go fuck yourself!" Chad: "Woah, chill Karen it's okay, just get a life and it'll all be better".

by CultureOfMan January 16, 2022

Funophobia

Someone who has a phobia of fun! This person is a funaphobic or a funsponge.

Jade does not like to go out and party she has funophobia!

by orc69 April 26, 2011

Net HIV Fphobia

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus

Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.

by kerb-stirer June 4, 2018

Fatphobia

The genuine pyschological fear that you will be devoured by a fat person in a bout of hunger, crushed under their mass, starved when they take all your food, or various other gruesome deaths associated with obesity.

Researchers of fatphobia have concluded through field research that if a fat person looks at you straight in the eye, run. They'll never catch you.

by Mr Patbob June 11, 2016

fatphobia

fatphobia is an excuse that whales make because they aren’t pretty enough

Chad: You should lose weight. You’re becoming morbidly obese
Emily: THATS FATPHOBIA!!!
Chad: Shut up cow.

by shirousa199 July 17, 2022