Whole Fooled

(verb): To shop at Whole Foods while being in complete ignorance of the fact that their CEO is an avatar of right-wing, pro-corporate capitalist exploitation at it's finest who created the chain specifically to rip off overly wealthy left-wing liberals who are into the idea of organic food as part of their lifestyle.

(noun): "Whole Fool" - A person who is Whole Fooled. Derogatory.

Jeannie loves shopping at Whole Foods because she's been Whole Fooled.

by NephilimNexus March 16, 2009

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Fooled at First Sight

When you think a girl is really hot initially, but then you see other pictures of her that aren't as flattering. Your opinion of this girl deteriorates and you sometimes even question her beauty.

Also can be referred to as Fooled at First Boner.

"I used to think this girl was very hot, but after seeing unflattering Instagram pictures of her, I no longer think much of her in the looks department."

"Seems like you were fooled at first sight."

by Frozone1996 May 18, 2013

Pimp Fooled

When a Pimp tricks you or lies to you for his own amusement or enjoyment.

Sorry Dude.I think you've been Pimp Fooled.

by Rilezzz June 2, 2010

foobed

when large-chested ladies drop food on their boobs and/or lean over a plate of food and put their boob in it on accident.

"Dude, whats that on your shirt?"
"The sour cream was piled high, i reached for a napkin and foobed myself."

by marybee February 29, 2008

Fooble

A feeble fool. Someone who is so weak and lethargic that they look like a bumbling idiot.

Get off the couch you fooble.

by Philmography October 4, 2009

foibled

Verb: Ruin, thwart, dull, put a dent in or jacked up. To mess up. It's formally used as a noun, but most appropriately, the word is best used as a verb.

I've just foibled his evil plans. Muahaha.
OR I've foibled the tip of his sword.

by crystales December 28, 2013