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Budget Fonda

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.
Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.
by Pbaddy May 15, 2010
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Henry Fonda

View, Once Upon A Time In The West.
I am not defining him as an actor.
Just the character he portrays in this film.
His name is Frank.
He wears black.
He has baby blue eyes.
He has killed.
And he is here to put one round in your heart with a Smith & Wesson.
Mr. Henry Fonda - "Keep Your Lovin' Brother Happy."
by 3rd Ranger Battalion March 2, 2009
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Jane Fonda

A colloquial term for rigours sexual intercourse.

Made popular by American musician Mickey Avalon, the phrase derives from a series of exercise videos actress Jane Fonda starred in during the early 1980's to mid 90's (1982-1995). To "Jane Fonda" means to engage in a through and exasperating workout. Thus refers to rough and/or tiring sex.
"more junk in the trunk than a Honda
i know you wanna do the JANE FONDA"
by urbanr0cker May 7, 2008
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THE HENRI FONDA

THE ART OF OLD MEN PULLING THEIR OLD WRINKLED SCROTUM'S FULLY OVER A WOMAN'S FACE
"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"
by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009
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jane fonda

Having a threesome with two girls. Who has a threesome with guys anyways? Probably Purdue students.
I totally did a Jane Fonda with Ali and Sarah last night.

Oh yeah? well I did a Ted Turner.

What's that?

I jerked off alone.
by It's hard being original July 24, 2006
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The Jane Fonda

When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.

Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.

Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.
Did you see Lon the other night doin The Jane Fonda?

Ya what an accomplishment he's the man.
by Dustin321 February 12, 2009
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John Fonda

A term used to smear a bonafide war hero who, contrary to what the fuhrer would like his flock to believe, was indifferent to the whole hippie movement and wasn't even very close to Jane Fonda at all. Also a term used to describe someone whose actual records and actions, although confirmed by the navy and readily on display on their campaign site, is endlessly contradicted by a bunch of people who weren't even there and villified by others who are too lazy to check for themselves (see Bush voter). Anyone who suffers reputational losses due to slander.
Although the surveillance tape clearly showed Tommy taking the first swing, Andy ended up being the John Fonda and was suspended for fighting.
by Squid Wrangler March 28, 2005
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