fuck that.. floral park is the greatest town to live in.
true it has some boring nights but no other town is like fp.
typical day/night in floral park: wake up late from a severe hangover trying to remember what the fuck happend last night,get pizza from village,go home and get ready for that night, have village once again, go for a beer run at mertle without showing any id and have a nice chat with frank, go to one of the many open houses, get drunk and/or high, maybe you'll even see anette walking uptown or eating at wendys and by the end of the night you're probably passed out and you somehow get home.
if you're lucky you wont have any run ins with officer fat-ass.
true it has some boring nights but no other town is like fp.
typical day/night in floral park: wake up late from a severe hangover trying to remember what the fuck happend last night,get pizza from village,go home and get ready for that night, have village once again, go for a beer run at mertle without showing any id and have a nice chat with frank, go to one of the many open houses, get drunk and/or high, maybe you'll even see anette walking uptown or eating at wendys and by the end of the night you're probably passed out and you somehow get home.
if you're lucky you wont have any run ins with officer fat-ass.
guy1: yo that cove party last night was fucking ill
guy2: sorry i dont remember it
anette: yes, yes it was ill
floral park owns.
guy2: sorry i dont remember it
anette: yes, yes it was ill
floral park owns.
by Mary Jane July 13, 2006
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"Hey Anthony, do you know what Flugalbinders are?"
"No, what are they walter?"
"They're the little plastic things at the end of shoelaces. OWNED"
"No, what are they walter?"
"They're the little plastic things at the end of shoelaces. OWNED"
by Zudane May 13, 2006
Get the Flugalbinders mug.Listen, I know you've seen a LOT of people say Floral Park sucks because we got nothing to do here. But let me tell you how it really is....
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.
Guy from Floral Park - "Floral Park is cool."
Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."
Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."
Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."
Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."
by Flo Po Lax January 26, 2009
Get the Floral Park mug.Small town on the border of Queens and Nassua filed with a healthy mix of drunk and sexed up wiggers/punks/preps (as well as the rest of the generic population.) To those above the age of 30, Flo Po may seem like a future parent's dream land. To those under the age of 18 (or without a liscense), it worst place on Long Island to live. Esp to those teenagers that attend Floral Park Memorial.
by Angela March 23, 2005
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Don't you hate it when you've just finished eating, and the person you're with decides to start talking to you? Namely, when they haven't quite emptied their mouth of the food they just chewed on, creating a "flurgle" sound with every-single-syllable they heave out..
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