two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

by Hobo2 July 29, 2008

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Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

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Flungered • flingered • fingered • flustered • fuggered • Floundered • Flutered • Plungered • flunger • fluthered

fat-fingered

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.

I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

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Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)

Jesus I was very flutered last night

by Flutered feen November 3, 2018

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Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

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