fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.

Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.

by Frankidunka September 9, 2011

Floppified

When your dick is getting hard because of a porno or story thats being told but then the climax of the story/porno makes you floppy.

A good porno but then all of a sudden the guy breaks his dick or the girl starts bleeding.

YOU JUST GO FLOPPIFIED!

by titttzzonmahface August 3, 2007

florriedorrie

someone who is really good at overwatch and gets really annoyed when their teammates are ass

"omg betsy stop being such a florriedorrie, its not liams fault hes bad"

by betsywetsytepsy April 27, 2024

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025