florentiner

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.

person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.

by ma jones May 22, 2004

Florentine

A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.

That sick TSC just florentined that dog

by cRack aDDict December 20, 2003

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by flo December 21, 2003

Florentino

a really gay nerdy peson who loves cars more than women

Your such a florentino

by faustino December 9, 2008

Florentine

The definition of alcohol especially when used following the word "jeff"
Also could be used for the word alcoholic, alcoholism, or drunk

Have you seen Mr.Florentine lately?
Yes i just saw him at the bar yesterday with a tab longer than the Great Wall of China

by Ace Craft May 4, 2022

florentine flogging

Florentine logging refers to the art of using two floggers, one in each hand, in many combinations. It’s most commonly thought of as swinging two floggers in interlocking figure 8 patterns.

I couldn't resist seeing my dom once she showed me how good she was at florentine flogging.

by soulcrusaduh May 3, 2024

Mana Florentine

The top G of all top g’s

Kid: Hey dad how do I describe a Top G?
Daddy: Mana Florentine

by ManaTheBox July 27, 2022