floored

1. A state of shock that leaves you motionless like your feet are glued to the floor.

2. Short for 'jaw dropping to the floor' state of shock

"That car just ran off the highway, rolled down the hill, and still landed on it's wheels. I was floored!"

by Living in the LOU January 6, 2009

flustered

sexually frustrated

When I am in his presence I get all flustered.

by Tiffani S February 7, 2004

flustered

Being confused, agitated, caught off-guard, tripped up, screwed, chopped, and/or screened before/after being styled on

Brandon got is going to be flustered after I style on him. Meny had some fluster farms chickens for breakfast and now he's all flustered.

by mistamagic November 27, 2012

Flutered

Irish slag for being drunk

He was absolutely flutered last night

by sfpaddy March 30, 2004

fostered

Similar to being tom sawyered. Being suckered into doing something which you originally thought was fun, only to turn out that what you are doing is indeed not fun.

"Come on, lets go chasing tornadoes. It'll be fun."

"No the last time you fostered me into chasing tornadoes I ended up in a mexican prison with a guy giving me a dirty sanchez."

by pylorns February 23, 2008

Flantered

delirious with exhaustion; totally sober, though appearing to be drunk due to tiredness.

She came home flantered after pulling an all nighter.

by elhappybanana December 3, 2020

flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

by CJ1970 March 14, 2019