floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

footched

The act of touching with feet. Usually used in a sexual context. *playing footsies*

She footched my vagina!

by Marie Connors February 11, 2018

flotch

to gamble and lose. a fart that's much too wet. similar to a shart, but much, much worse.

oh lord, i just flotched!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

footchila

an interjection meaning smelly! gross! and "aww god that was disgusting!"

FOOTCHILA! That fart was disgusting!

by azzle frazzle February 20, 2005

Floochie

A person trying to be or act like Andre Kirsch.

One time I saw this homeless guy gettin all floochie like, but his flooch just wasn't up to par.

by OttoGranger August 22, 2012

Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

by BayouSailor July 15, 2006