floorganized

Knowing where everything in your room is even though it is spread out across the floor.

I could easily find everything in my messy room because I am floorganized

by .NL. July 7, 2010

floorganisation

the act of organising one's items on the floor of the bedroom, dining room or living room for complete ease of access.

your floorganisation is impeccable, all your items are can be found AND you've left a passage to the door.

by robenson December 15, 2010

floorganization

organizational system composed of sorting object by piles on the floor

The floorganization in Dick Cheney's office is very neat - all of his spare parts are in piles.

by Bego the Tyrant October 21, 2010

Floorface

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

by kcrck October 4, 2012

Floorgasam

Having an orgasm on the floor.

Person 1: Where were you? You were supposed to be at my wedding!
Person 2: Sorry, I was just having a floorgasam.
Person 1: Oh, that's okay then.

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

floobnarf

a beast word made up by an awesome chick. used to replace another word.

dude that jello is so floobnarf

by jealous of floobnarf October 26, 2010

Floorwalker

A senior employee who supervises assistants.

Employee 1: *slacking off in corner*
Employee 2: Look out! It's the floorwalker! Act like you're doing something man"

by PowerGlide May 10, 2015